i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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