Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Is Oprah even human
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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