My brain says no but my pants say off.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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