how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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