She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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