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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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