talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
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I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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