Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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