yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize