If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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