Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
My vagina is very pro this idea
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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