it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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