If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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