Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
God, I missed his penis.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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