I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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