You don't have asthma, your pregnant
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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