I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just blew my weed a kiss
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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