so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
