I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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