what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize
