Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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