I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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