4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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