Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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