i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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