We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My vagina is officially offended.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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