They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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