Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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