Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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