Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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