just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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