my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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