How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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