You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Me too!
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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