Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Randomize
