I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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