Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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