I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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