Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Fuck me I smell like cheese
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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