If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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