I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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