i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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