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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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