oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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