I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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