Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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