just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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