He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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