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I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
