I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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