She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Ladies don't puke and tell
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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