it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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