How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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