We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I had to cum in my sink.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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