Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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